GREETINGS FROM ELVIS
KOKOPELLI - POLTERZEITGEIST @ GRACELAND SOUTHWEST @ REST AREA 51 ON
THE HIGHWAY OF LIFE @ SEDONA ARIZONA USA !!! ELVIS KOKOPELLI IS THE
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE AND CELLAR MASTER OF THE SOUTHWESTERN ADVENTURERS AND
GOURMET SOCIETY !!! ELVIS IS A DULY DEPUTIZED VORTEX RANGER - A METAPHYSICAL
MARSHALL - AND CHIEF OF THE DREAM POLICE OF THE MEDICINE WHEEL OF FORTUNE
!!! ELVIS SHAKTI THE SHERIFF !!! ELVIS WAS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL !!! ELVIS IS THE
ECCENTRIC ECLECTIC EPICUREAN - THE GREGARIOUS GASTRONOMIC GIANT - THE HAPPY
HERO OF HEDONISM - THE PERSUASIVE POLYAMOROUS PENDEJO !!! ELVIS WAS A
HUMPBACK FOR THE ANASAZI CARDINALS ! MMM !!! I SMELL BACON ! SOMEONE IS IN
THE KACHINA WITH DINE' ! IS THAT YOU SUSAN ? HI - HOW - ARE - YA ? HOW
- HIGH - ARE - YOU ? COMMANDED BY A DIVINE HALLUCINATION ! I
ASSERT THAT A MONDO MATERIALISTIC CULTURE IN WHICH INDIVIDUALS STRIVE TO
BECOME MORE POWERFUL , WEALTHY AND CHARISMATIC OR JUST WORSHIP THOSE WHO ARE
MUST HAVE AS IT'S SAINT , HOLY MARTYR , SACRIFICIAL LAMB AND GOLDEN CALF
ROLLED INTO ONE AND SERVED HOT AND SPICY !!! NONE OTHER THAN ELVIS PRESLEY
!!! THIS IS DOGMA FIT FOR A KING !!! HERE KING - HERE KING !! GOOD OLD HOUND
GOD !!! JESUS WALKED ON WATER ! ELVIS SURFED BLUE HAWAII STYLE ! JESUS HAD
12 APOSTLES ! ( THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE ) MEMPHISTOPHELES HAD
12 MEMPHIS MAFIA MEMBERS ! JESUS IS THE LORDS SHEPHERD ! ELVIS DATED
CYBILL SHEPHERD ! SPEAKING OF DATES AUGUST THE 16TH WAS THE 25TH
ANNIVERSARY OF THE KINGS DEATH OR NIGHT OF THE LIVING ELVI THE SIXTH !
BILLED AS ELVIS AUSTIN POWERPELLI PRESENTS BUTT BOY AND CARL JAH IN
DREADMEMBER !!! THE AXE WIELDING SIX STRING GUNSLINGERS FROM DREAD
ZEPPELIN PERFORMED A PLUGGED IN VERSION OF THE LEGENDARY 1968 COMEBACK
SPECIAL LIVE IN THE JUNGLE ROOM @ GRACELAND SOUTHWEST ! ALSO APPEARING
WAS ELVIS KOKOPELLI AND THE RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC JUG BAND WITH MAGICAL
MICHAEL AND JUGGLING JAMES !!! ELVIS DEVILLE DRUMMED AND PARKED HIS RED
CADILLAC CONVERTIBLE @ THE GATES OF GRACELAND ! POWERPUNK OVERDOSE BY
ELVIS RAMONE !